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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda
hai
gore mukhde te"
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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad
kare
bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
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<((>kinna miss
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INNNA,,
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./.> SAARA
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Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh
ditta.
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu
bhul
jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke
dull
jayie.
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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te
sweekar
nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin
tenu
yaad ni karde.
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu
karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin
hundi.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more,
no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave
them
for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne
behen-bhai
ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
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Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta,
kasam
rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te
aitbaar kitta..
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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di
sehat down jehi karti.
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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta
rikshe ch
jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
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Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi
na.
Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi
na.
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri
judai
vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi
sakda.
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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri
ke
upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda
bola,
"Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh
gaye ne, kayi
vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud
kehnde si
sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin
sadde
apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
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Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te
bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi
dekh
lena.
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to
nasha
chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani
mein hi
kuch gadbad hai.
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to
theek
hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi
hota
hai.
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Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh
na
pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho
ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.
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Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl
nazar
aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
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