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Funny Text Sms Messages in Urdu & Hindi
Funny Geo Or jeenay Do Zardari Sms, Nawaz Sharief Sms,
Sheri Rehman Sms, Pakistan Politics Sms, Text Sms Messages
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Jab men faut ho jaon to garhi khuda
bux k qabrustan men dafnaya jay..
(Asif Zardari)
Ye Bhutton ka qabrustan hay kutton ka nahi..
(Mumtaz Bhutto) ;->
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A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
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"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari
Qurbani de k hasil kya he or me
yahan isi lye aya hun ta'ake us
Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."
(JANAB ASIF ZARDARI.)
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Jhot Bolna
Aur Wada Khilafi
Mere Pasandida
Amal Hain..
Asif Ali Zardari... ;->
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GOLDEN WORDS..
Bhookey ko khana khilanay se
behtar hai k banda ghorron ko
saib ka murabba khila de..
(Molana Asif Ali Zardari) ;->
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Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
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Asif Zardari Ki Taqrir Mai Nara Laga
Mqm Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan
Ppp Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan
Zardari Ki Jaan
Awam Boli
Sheri Rehman
Sheri Rehman ;->
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Best Husband Of Sheere Rehman
& The Nomines Are
1) Ameen Fahim From The Movie "B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka"
2) Asif Zardari From The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kuttiya"
3) Nisar Khoro From The Movie "Ganja Tera Aashiq"
4) Rehman Malik From The Movie "Sssshh..Father Or Husband?"
& The Award Goes To
Asif Zardari 4m The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kutiya... ;->
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Hum Sub Umeed se Hain" on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad "Zardari" ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
"Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar "NAUKRANI" Thi?"
Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar "Driver" Tha..!
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Dear Mr Sufyan n Humayun
I have read both sms of yours... I comments that Allah gave them
kingdom to
Mr pervaiz n Mr Zrdai due to our miss deeds...
So.. if all the muslims pray 5-times....
these would be automatically removed from our heads....
Thnks.....TC
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Dear Mr. Humaiyn
Dis one is for u please
And all who dont love pakistan
Its not a funny sms
Daikhain hm apnay leaders ko jitna bura kehlain khuch farq nai parhta
Asif zardari / musharraf sb. jo b hn jaisay b hn ye hamaray president
hain inhay koi aur nai hm hi laye hain ye baat such hai aur is tarhan
internet per inhay is tarhan baizzat karna ... yaar pori dunia hm per
hansti hogi
Please Think Possitive
Thanks
Regards
sufyan
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Musharaf K Janay Se,
Begairti Kuch Aisay Band Hui Faraz. .!!!
Pehlay Jo Girlz Public Palace Pe Milti Thi,
Ab Phone Pe Puppy Denay Se Ghabrati Hain
What is
Asif Zardari's favourite sweet?
Lab-e-Shireen Rehman.
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Zardari Kisi Waqt B Khud Kashi Kar Sakta Hai
Q K Uss Ne Khud Kaha Hai K
Jin Hatho Ne Benazir Ko Mara Hai
Wo Hath Muje B Mar Sakte Hain
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Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said,
"Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga..."
ZARDARI Said,
"Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun..."
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Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari
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Interesting Sawal :
"Girgit" Ko English Mai Kya Kehte Hain?
Guess Yar..!
Ab Her Baat Main Bataon?
Simple
The One N Only
"Asif Zardari" ;->
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Just Imagine ...
Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->
Geo Zardari ...
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Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan
Pe Gya Aur Kaha :
"Kuttay K Liye
Ek Litre Doodh De Do ..."
Doodh Wala :
"Idhar Hi Pio Ge
Ya
Parcel Ker Doon..." ;->
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