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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see
my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
"is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a
day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop
only when we enter the examination hall.
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Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki
soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It's the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
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Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->
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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon 'JAn|x' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
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